LIBERTARIANS

HILLARY

Want to keep private lives private

Claims repeated astonishment at revelations of her own husband’s private life.  Okay, plenty of wives wouldn’t notice occasional lipstick stains on their husband’s penis shafts, but not noticing extraneous pubic hair and menses on the shaft of their husband’s cigar shafts takes a very special wife

Scoff at the idea of Presidential pardons

Scoffs at the idea of Presidential pardons

Often choose to not participate in the United States census because of the “Big Brother” thing

Often implicated in “accidental” destruction of government documents

Give at least tacit approval to militia organizations

Has a whole wing of her house devoted to armed guards

Concerned about government interference with and oversight of banking

Is in government and says she knows nothing of her own brother’s recent four hundred thousand dollar bank deposit

As a broad label, believe government to be harsh, corrupt, myopic, bullying and ugly

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