KINKY MAN BLUES

Well, when I want my baby
To pee in my mouth
I say, "yo' tits ain't no compass
'Cause they always point south"

I'm a kinky man
Na da da da na
I spell " K - I - N - K"

I said, "If I was a doctor
You wouldn't get past triage"
That way I'll get vigo -
- Rous prostate massage

I'm a kinky man
Na da da da na
I spell " K - I - N - K"

Child, if I was a paycheck
You'd be income tax
Now let's us get to drippin'
That hot candle wax

I'm a kinky man
Na da da da na
I spell " K - I - N - K"

Now I'm talkin' latex
And leather and lace
And tattoos and piercings
All over yo' face
It's just 'cause I want you
To play on my team
That I got to give you
That low self esteem

I'm a kinky man
Na da da da na
I spell " K - I - N - K - ay-ay-ay-ay(fade)"