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COMPUTER BLUES
fast swing blues in D
Baby won't you boot my disk
Baby won't you boot my disk
Baby won't you boot my disk
Baby won't you boot my disk
I use a surge protector so you know there ain't no risk

I got my floppy in my hand and I'm ready to go
It's a five and a quarter but I want you to know
When you put it in your drive and see the A prompt glow
That five and a quarter floppy gonna stiffen and grow

Baby won't you boot my disk
Baby won't you boot my disk
Baby won't you boot my disk
Baby won't you boot my disk
I use a surge protector so you know there ain't no risk

Don't you worry 'bout a virus 'cause I checked it last week
Ain't no problem with the program, baby, just take a peek
got some ramdisk action that you will enjoy
Let's get back down to BASIC, let me be your input boy

Baby won't you boot my disk
Baby won't you boot my disk
Baby won't you boot my disk
Baby won't you boot my disk
I use a surge protector so you know there ain't no risk

You've got some data that I'd like to enter today
Now you can throw all your old processors away
I can crunch your numbers 'til Pi is complete
And wait'll you see what I can do with your spreadsheet

Baby won't you boot my disk
Baby won't you boot my disk
Baby won't you boot my disk
Baby won't you boot my disk
I use a surge protector so you know there ain't no risk

I can pack up your software, unpack it too
I got a graphics routine and it's made just for you
I can see your VGA; you know what I'm gonna do
Is put some tension on your pentium 'til the program is through

Baby won't you boot my disk
Baby won't you boot my disk
Baby won't you boot my disk
Baby won't you boot my disk
I use a surge protector so you know there ain't no risk

This song started out as a caustic parody. I'd learned that a major blues label would no longer accept lyrics about trains, believing that today's listeners couldn't identify with railroad imagery. I thought, "How sad," and in typical LoveWhip fashion, wrote sarcastic, overly modern lyrics and sent them to the head of that record company. Reading the lyrics over later, I decided that they were pretty funny. Jake Horton, formerly of the Blue Rhythm Club and currently guitarist and lead vocalist for the Chesterfield Four, put the bounce in the song's tempo. Harp on this one is by Doug Utton, also of the Chesterfields. I had originally intended to replace his studio track or overdub a second harp line myself, but couldn't think of any way to improve the song by doing so.